Well cooked cauliflower indeed. When i was an outrageous young hippy vegetarian my favourite junk food of all was felafels. You can eat some really cook junk food and not touch meat at all.

Unfortunately, then I became anaemic - really seriously anaemic, and I was pregnant. The nice doctor said I had to make a choice between this "silly vegetarianism" and my unborn child. I caved. So what did said child do when he was six years old? Came in and announced that he was never eating meat again, because it came from dead animals. Things go full circle, really.